I think that all of your pathetic little white bois should have your little wee-wee's locked up in a chastity and only allowed to cum from being fucked by a big black dick like a good sissy bitch.
I used to live there (Maxwell AFB) and can tell you, it ain't gonna happen brother. You might want to try a little town about 170 miles to the east called Atlanta. Much better IR climate there.