On Mythbusters: Once you go black you don't go back?
“Hi, this is Kari Byron. Tory and Grant decided to sit this myth out for obvious reasons but today we are going to determine of the myth once you go black you don't go back is true. First thing we are going to look at is penis size. We've all heard black men have large packages but we are going to put this to the test. We got 25 white males and 25 black males as a representative sample.”
“First we are going to measure the white males and see what average size is. I can't believe I get to do this for work.” Kari said with a big grin.
There was small room with a big TV playing porn. Each guy came in and Kari used a ruler to measure out each penis. The penises were pixilated but Kari's face showed she was really enjoying her work. After all the white males were done she began measuring the black males. After seeing the first one her eyes widened and said “Woah, this is the biggest yet.”
After some editing she sat down with a pen. “Well we got the data, and the average white male's penis is 5.4 inches and the average black male's penis was 8.3 inches. This part of the myth is confirmed, black men do have larger penises. Next we will be collection a sperm sample from each of the guys and see what the data on that is.”
Another quick video montage went by. “Well we have the results in for semen quantity. The black males consistently produced about twice what white males did, and on top of that there was more sperm per milliliter. So far the myth is holding up pretty well, but we can't really know if black men are better in bed unless we actually test them in bed. So for this last part of the test, we took 9 of the women who work here and myself, and blind folded them. Each day they would have sex with one man, either white or black. The men were not allowed to speak as that might give a hint at who they were. After they had sex they would rate the males performance on a scale of 1 to 10. We did this each day for 2 weeks. Now we obviously can't show this on TV but the results were amazing.”
“Black guys were given higher scores than white guys over 93% of the time. So there you have it, we got to call this myth confirmed. Black men have larger penises, are more fertile and are better in bed. I can tell you that I personally wont be going back to white guys after this myth.”
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“Hi, this is Kari Byron. Tory and Grant decided to sit this myth out for obvious reasons but today we are going to determine of the myth once you go black you don't go back is true. First thing we are going to look at is penis size. We've all heard black men have large packages but we are going to put this to the test. We got 25 white males and 25 black males as a representative sample.”
“First we are going to measure the white males and see what average size is. I can't believe I get to do this for work.” Kari said with a big grin.
There was small room with a big TV playing porn. Each guy came in and Kari used a ruler to measure out each penis. The penises were pixilated but Kari's face showed she was really enjoying her work. After all the white males were done she began measuring the black males. After seeing the first one her eyes widened and said “Woah, this is the biggest yet.”
After some editing she sat down with a pen. “Well we got the data, and the average white male's penis is 5.4 inches and the average black male's penis was 8.3 inches. This part of the myth is confirmed, black men do have larger penises. Next we will be collection a sperm sample from each of the guys and see what the data on that is.”
Another quick video montage went by. “Well we have the results in for semen quantity. The black males consistently produced about twice what white males did, and on top of that there was more sperm per milliliter. So far the myth is holding up pretty well, but we can't really know if black men are better in bed unless we actually test them in bed. So for this last part of the test, we took 9 of the women who work here and myself, and blind folded them. Each day they would have sex with one man, either white or black. The men were not allowed to speak as that might give a hint at who they were. After they had sex they would rate the males performance on a scale of 1 to 10. We did this each day for 2 weeks. Now we obviously can't show this on TV but the results were amazing.”
“Black guys were given higher scores than white guys over 93% of the time. So there you have it, we got to call this myth confirmed. Black men have larger penises, are more fertile and are better in bed. I can tell you that I personally wont be going back to white guys after this myth.”
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