smolder
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I have considered getting my wife a black dildo. I know I should just go ahead and order something online, but I keep holding out thinking how exciting it would be to go to the adult bookstore together to buy one. In my mind it goes like this:
Since I have been having trouble getting my wife off during sex, I talk her into going to the adult bookstore to buy a dildo. When we get there we find the dildos are behind the counter & you have to ask the attendant to show them to you. The attendant this evening is a black man, a little overweight and kind of sleazy looking but not an ugly man. He asks what we want to see & after some hesitation I point out a black dildo like this:
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He smiles knowingly as he shows it to us. My wife & I are completely embarrassed, a frustrated white couple admiring this handsome 6-1/2" black cock in front of him. Then he returns to the display & comes back with one like this:
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"Here's a little more realistic version I'd recommend if you really want 'to know what it's like'," he said looking directly at my wife, showing off this 8-1/2" thick veined, ultra-realistic black cock slut maker.
"Oh my God," my wife blurts out, then holds it up for me to see, "It's so big, I was worried because the first one was so much bigger than you, but..." she stopped realizing what she just said, "Oh, sorry honey, I didn't mean you're small, uh... you do a good job with what you have, uh..." She was only making it worse, I shrank in embarrassment & the clerk laughed at me and said, "We don't have anything smaller".
My wife starts to loosen up and seems to enjoy my humiliation. Next she holds the two black cocks up on each side of her face and asks, "So which one do you like best honey?" then she smiles at the clerk and adds, "I think these turn him on as much as me, but I guess they better because I may not need him too much anymore." The clerk tells her some of the dildos can be used as a strap-on if she thinks she would like that. She smiles mischievously at me and thinks about it for a few minutes, then says, "No he'd probably enjoy that too much."
So we settle on the bigger one of course, and the clerk recommends extra lube (duh). He shows us some flavored lubes and my wife asks, "What flavor do you like honey, you'll probably be the one tasting it."
So fully humiliated I pay for our toys and try to make an exit. The clerk hands us our purchase and smiling at my wife says, "Hope you enjoy these, if you're not completely satisfied stop back and I'll see if we can find a way to satisfy you".
Anyway I'll end up just ordering something online and my wife will ask why I got a black one, even though we both know why. But until then I'll imagine what may have happened at the ABS. Any recommendations on what to get?
Since I have been having trouble getting my wife off during sex, I talk her into going to the adult bookstore to buy a dildo. When we get there we find the dildos are behind the counter & you have to ask the attendant to show them to you. The attendant this evening is a black man, a little overweight and kind of sleazy looking but not an ugly man. He asks what we want to see & after some hesitation I point out a black dildo like this:
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He smiles knowingly as he shows it to us. My wife & I are completely embarrassed, a frustrated white couple admiring this handsome 6-1/2" black cock in front of him. Then he returns to the display & comes back with one like this:
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"Here's a little more realistic version I'd recommend if you really want 'to know what it's like'," he said looking directly at my wife, showing off this 8-1/2" thick veined, ultra-realistic black cock slut maker.
"Oh my God," my wife blurts out, then holds it up for me to see, "It's so big, I was worried because the first one was so much bigger than you, but..." she stopped realizing what she just said, "Oh, sorry honey, I didn't mean you're small, uh... you do a good job with what you have, uh..." She was only making it worse, I shrank in embarrassment & the clerk laughed at me and said, "We don't have anything smaller".
My wife starts to loosen up and seems to enjoy my humiliation. Next she holds the two black cocks up on each side of her face and asks, "So which one do you like best honey?" then she smiles at the clerk and adds, "I think these turn him on as much as me, but I guess they better because I may not need him too much anymore." The clerk tells her some of the dildos can be used as a strap-on if she thinks she would like that. She smiles mischievously at me and thinks about it for a few minutes, then says, "No he'd probably enjoy that too much."
So we settle on the bigger one of course, and the clerk recommends extra lube (duh). He shows us some flavored lubes and my wife asks, "What flavor do you like honey, you'll probably be the one tasting it."
So fully humiliated I pay for our toys and try to make an exit. The clerk hands us our purchase and smiling at my wife says, "Hope you enjoy these, if you're not completely satisfied stop back and I'll see if we can find a way to satisfy you".
Anyway I'll end up just ordering something online and my wife will ask why I got a black one, even though we both know why. But until then I'll imagine what may have happened at the ABS. Any recommendations on what to get?
