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What does a white man do at the club? - Stand in a corner while all the black guys are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of the fine white girls :D
 
No Disrespect, but how is it possible to tell a joke, if you speak the truth? ;D :D


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hoe4blaXXX said:
What does a white man do at the club? - Stand in a corner while all the black guys are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of the fine white girls :D
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All that dry humpin' at da club ain't shit cuz afterwards all everybody does is go home and wank off. Who's fuckin'??? That's what we wanna know!
 
I'm kinda torn on stuff like this thread.
On the one hand I do find the humor aspects funny, just like most people would, but on the other I feel it does a disservice to the people that are the targets, directly or indirectly, of the jokes.

The truth is the average Black dick isn't much bigger than the average white one and it's a real bummer for most Black guys that are hung average when they get that disappointed reaction from a chick who bought into all the porn hype about all Black guys having 14' dicks as thick as beer cans.

Imagine being a perfectly normal, average 7" hung Black guy and getting dissed by a white chick as if he were truly under-endowed just because he doesn't happen to be in the above average hung group. It would be like a woman having beautiful "B" or "C" cup tits being made to feel inadequate just because she isn't DD or bigger.

Just as there is a lot more to adore about a woman than just her tits, there is a lot more to enjoy about a man, especially a Black man, than just the size of his dick.
 
Factually, will, you're correct (so far as I know), but fact will never overcome the fantasy of the huge black male organ. In our more quotidian moments, we need to remember that it's not how big it is, but how he uses it that really matters. And that's where there's no doubt that black men outshine white boys.

willsrvu said:
I'm kinda torn on stuff like this thread.
On the one hand I do find the humor aspects funny, just like most people would, but on the other I feel it does a disservice to the people that are the targets, directly or indirectly, of the jokes.

The truth is the average Black dick isn't much bigger than the average white one and it's a real bummer for most Black guys that are hung average when they get that disappointed reaction from a chick who bought into all the porn hype about all Black guys having 14' dicks as thick as beer cans.

Imagine being a perfectly normal, average 7" hung Black guy and getting dissed by a white chick as if he were truly under-endowed just because he doesn't happen to be in the above average hung group. It would be like a woman having beautiful "B" or "C" cup tits being made to feel inadequate just because she isn't DD or bigger.

Just as there is a lot more to adore about a woman than just her tits, there is a lot more to enjoy about a man, especially a Black man, than just the size of his dick.
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hoe4blaXXX said:
What's white an 12" long? - NOTHING ;D
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i saw this joke some time ago, and recently i was at a party and told this same joke while socializing in a group of two white girls who were with two black guys, and there was also another white boy present. The two white girls laughed out loud and thought this was very funny. The other white boy kind of faked a laugh and then was looking like he was making sure his pants were zipped up so no one could see what he had.
 
Zagg said:
Factually, will, you're correct (so far as I know), but fact will never overcome the fantasy of the huge black male organ. In our more quotidian moments, we need to remember that it's not how big it is, but how he uses it that really matters. And that's where there's no doubt that black men outshine white boys.

willsrvu said:
Just as there is a lot more to adore about a woman than just her tits, there is a lot more to enjoy about a man, especially a Black man, than just the size of his dick.
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The other aspect in which Black Men truly outshine us is in relation to attitude. Black Men are so much more certain and self assured than us.

The other thing I love about this is the thought of white women laughing at us. That gives me an instant hard on. Or even, for me, hearing women talking about sex at all because I know I'm excluded as they don't think of me as a sexual being.
 
hoe4blaXXX said:
What does a white man do at the club? - Stand in a corner while all the black guys are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of the fine white girls :D
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hoe4blaXXX said:
What does a white man do at the club? - Stand in a corner while all the black guys are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of the fine white girls :D
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I would say the white man orders the drinks. :)
 
ThickNiggaDick said:
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet :D!
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LOL!! :D

I'm not sure but I think unfortunately there are only some white-jokes.

I know that one:

A black and a white man are sitting in the sauna. On the white mans dick are the letters "W" and "Y".
The black asks what it mean.
The white answered proud: "When it's hard it says "Willy!"
In that moment he see that the black man also has "W" and "Y" on his cock tattooed. So he ask the black man what it stands for.
He answers: "When my cock is hard it says: "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day..."
 
Thanks!

I found one more:

A black man and a white guy sitting next to a swimming pool.
The white guy takes out his dick and held it into the water: "18 degrees Celsius water temperature."
The black man do the same thing: "And 69 centimeters deep."

:D
 
Axel said:
Thanks!

I found one more:

A black man and a white guy sitting next to a swimming pool.
The white guy takes out his dick and held it into the water: "18 degrees Celsius water temperature."
The black man do the same thing: "And 69 centimeters deep."

:D
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That reminds me of the old Richard Pryor joke about two niggas takin' a piss off of a bridge. That first black say, "DAYUM dis water cold!" Then that second black say, "Yeah and it DEEP too!" LOL!

But alas, this thread is about racist white jokes, so here goes:

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA (National Basketball Association) ;D!
 
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