Tiger!!

bethh213

my short fat self!!
Did everyone see Tiger Wood's new little slut? ALYSE LAHTI JOHNSTON Lucky cunt!! God I swear I would eat his asshole everyday!! He is sooooooooo fine!! :p
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He does have a thing for blondes, doesn't he? And they seem to have a thing for him.

bethh213 said:
Did everyone see Tiger Wood's new little slut? ALYSE LAHTI JOHNSTON Lucky cunt!! God I swear I would eat his asshole everyday!! He is sooooooooo fine!! :p
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Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.
 
He's probably already got more money that he could ever use. So what else is left? Pussy. Why shouldn't he bang every woman who'll open her legs for him (which is just about all of them)?

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.
 
Zagg said:
He's probably already got more money that he could ever use. So what else is left? Pussy. Why shouldn't he bang every woman who'll open her legs for him (which is just about all of them)?

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.

Even he cant keep paying out 100 million to a blonde every couple of years. Besides, where is the love for the brunettes Tiger? Hmm?
 
He's an absolute nutjob if he marries any of them. Or even shacks up with them for too long. As much as I love blondes, I sure wouldn't restrict myself to them if I had the choice that Tiger has. But, whatever he wants he's going to have.

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Zagg said:
He's probably already got more money that he could ever use. So what else is left? Pussy. Why shouldn't he bang every woman who'll open her legs for him (which is just about all of them)?

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.

Even he cant keep paying out 100 million to a blonde every couple of years. Besides, where is the love for the brunettes Tiger? Hmm?
 
i agree that tiger needs to return to fucking every white slut he meets -- that's when his golfing game is unbeatable.

if he lets the black in him out again, he'll not only win tournaments, but he'll get all that white pussy he loves.
 
Tiger's problem is that he wants all the pussy he can get, which I'm not mad at him about. The Tiger fucking all those white chicks, that's the real Tiger Woods. The fake Tiger is the one that was married and tried to look like he had a normal, boring fucking life. So it all blew up in his face because it's that vanilla life that he was showing the world. And of course his wife knew, but she was probably cool with it as long as his dirt didn't arrive at their door steps, making her look like a fool. If he just stayed honest with himself and just stayed and portrayed himself as a playboy, we wouldn't even be talking about any of this.

Zagg said:
He's an absolute nutjob if he marries any of them. Or even shacks up with them for too long. As much as I love blondes, I sure wouldn't restrict myself to them if I had the choice that Tiger has. But, whatever he wants he's going to have.

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Zagg said:
He's probably already got more money that he could ever use. So what else is left? Pussy. Why shouldn't he bang every woman who'll open her legs for him (which is just about all of them)?

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.

Even he cant keep paying out 100 million to a blonde every couple of years. Besides, where is the love for the brunettes Tiger? Hmm?
 
I don't see why anyone would expect a guy with that kind of money and fame to not get all the pussy he wants. It's nothing but political correctness to think that any guy in that situation would pass up all the legs opening for him.

DblPenetrator said:
Tiger's problem is that he wants all the pussy he can get, which I'm not mad at him about. The Tiger fucking all those white chicks, that's the real Tiger Woods. The fake Tiger is the one that was married and tried to look like he had a normal, boring fucking life. So it all blew up in his face because it's that vanilla life that he was showing the world. And of course his wife knew, but she was probably cool with it as long as his dirt didn't arrive at their door steps, making her look like a fool. If he just stayed honest with himself and just stayed and portrayed himself as a playboy, we wouldn't even be talking about any of this.

Zagg said:
He's an absolute nutjob if he marries any of them. Or even shacks up with them for too long. As much as I love blondes, I sure wouldn't restrict myself to them if I had the choice that Tiger has. But, whatever he wants he's going to have.

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Zagg said:
He's probably already got more money that he could ever use. So what else is left? Pussy. Why shouldn't he bang every woman who'll open her legs for him (which is just about all of them)?

nevercanthinkof1 said:
Its funny about Tiger. He loses 100 million dollars because a blonde white girl cant keep him satisfied, cheats with a slew of dark haired girls, and then goes back for another girl next door type. I bet you he is back to banging pornstars again in a month.

Even he cant keep paying out 100 million to a blonde every couple of years. Besides, where is the love for the brunettes Tiger? Hmm?
 
ZAGG SAYS: "As much as I love blondes, I sure wouldn't restrict myself"

We have to meet, dear Zagg.
I'll change your mind ;D

.... and you may even get to clean up afterwards!
 
Tonya: I can't think of anything that would make me happier than meeting you.

tonyafox said:
ZAGG SAYS: "As much as I love blondes, I sure wouldn't restrict myself"

We have to meet, dear Zagg.
I'll change your mind ;D

.... and you may even get to clean up afterwards!
 
LOL! Be careful what you wish for old friend.
I can think of several things that would make you happier than just meeting me.
I know you sufficiently well by now to know exactly how you tick (I'm almost sure anyway!).
What you need is a touch of GFE in the hands of an experienced woman like myself.
That's GirlFriend Experience by the way, we would go out on a date together but I make it known to all that although you are my "husband", I am looking for action.
I'd bring a guy back to our table and flirt mercilessly in front of you, letting his hands go wherever they want.
All the time I'll be turning to you and telling you just how much better this new man makes me feel.
Mental stimulation is a very important part of GFE and I know exactly what buttons to press.
I'd demand you to put a hand between my legs just so you can feel the other guy finger fucking me.
Depending on the situation, we'd all head back to the back of the club/car/hotel where you will undress me for my new date then have to sit and watch me take him on.
Perhaps you will have to help guide his cock inside me after you have performed your licking duties on me to get my juices flowing?
All the time I'll be asking you if I look good with a real man's cock inside me.
If you've been good, I may even allow you to clean me up afterwards.

Now tell me honestly that you would hate the above scenario and I'll admit defeat but I have a funny feeling that you'd enjoy every second of our adventure . . . . :-*

Tell me that you're just a little stiff after thinking about that date - I know, I can be such a tease sometimes, sorry I can't help it, hun.


As far as Tiger is concerned, I hear that he always carried TWO condoms - just in case he got a hole in one ;D
 
When I said "meet" you Tonya, I did have more in mind than just shaking hands and saying "Pleased to meet you." I certainly imagined that any interaction with you would involve a very masculine black man. And it would involve pretty much the sort of activity that you descrive. And it would have me more sexually aroused than I've ever been in my life. In fact, I'm pretty sexually aroused just thinking about it. Zagg

tonyafox said:
LOL! Be careful what you wish for old friend.
I can think of several things that would make you happier than just meeting me.
I know you sufficiently well by now to know exactly how you tick (I'm almost sure anyway!).
What you need is a touch of GFE in the hands of an experienced woman like myself.
That's GirlFriend Experience by the way, we would go out on a date together but I make it known to all that although you are my "husband", I am looking for action.
I'd bring a guy back to our table and flirt mercilessly in front of you, letting his hands go wherever they want.
All the time I'll be turning to you and telling you just how much better this new man makes me feel.
Mental stimulation is a very important part of GFE and I know exactly what buttons to press.
I'd demand you to put a hand between my legs just so you can feel the other guy finger fucking me.
Depending on the situation, we'd all head back to the back of the club/car/hotel where you will undress me for my new date then have to sit and watch me take him on.
Perhaps you will have to help guide his cock inside me after you have performed your licking duties on me to get my juices flowing?
All the time I'll be asking you if I look good with a real man's cock inside me.
If you've been good, I may even allow you to clean me up afterwards.

Now tell me honestly that you would hate the above scenario and I'll admit defeat but I have a funny feeling that you'd enjoy every second of our adventure . . . . :-*

Tell me that you're just a little stiff after thinking about that date - I know, I can be such a tease sometimes, sorry I can't help it, hun.


As far as Tiger is concerned, I hear that he always carried TWO condoms - just in case he got a hole in one ;D
 

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